Well. That was a long and unexpected break wasn’t it? Right now, I feel like a (bad) stand up comedian nervously peering round the corner of the curtain at a gig and worrying that there’s no one waiting for an encore. But peering I am, nonetheless.
So. Where have I been? And what have a been doing? Both pressing questions I’m sure you’re dying to know the answer to. Well, I got married,
and that was quite good fun. We went on honeymoon to Paris and spent an inordinate amount of time looking round Napoleon’s tomb,
and lurking round Parisian graveyards in the rain.
But that was over a year (a year!) ago now. So what else… I got a new job, we moved to Leeds We ate, we drank and we were merry.
I am currently in my pyjamas, under a quilt on the sofa watching Red Dwarf whilst it quietly drizzles outside. Which brings us right back up to now, today, September, Sunday.
I’m going to step back out from behind that curtain now. And I’ve completely forgotten my lines x